junk mail is a pet peeve of mine. i dont need, want or secretly crave it like a chocolate chip cookies late at night, ya know. so i dont know why i always get junk mail for a little problem that really haunts alot of you men out there.

“Do you want your penis to get hard?   Take this pill.
Need to stay harder longer?   Swallow this tincture.
Want a larger cock?   Rub this lotion.
Does she want you to have a thicker dick?   Order this pill.
Are you cumming too fast?   Take this pill
Are you cumming too slow?

Need it bigger…… uhmmm, pop a pill, swallow some syrup, yea, stretch it, massage it, rub it out and rub it on BUT unfortunately, it is just not gonna be good enough…..”

i just read the funniest thing on the internet, some guys, for whatever reason, have a delayed ejaculation. like it takes them forever to cum, they stay hard, give the girl tons of orgasms (like that’s a bad thing?) and the minute they stop humping their dick goes limp (stays hard during fucking tho) or they stay hard for hours (and this is without the little blue pills) and they just do not ejaculate.

that cracks me up! there are so many humiliation phone sex dudes out there, who have the other problem, that they pre-maturely ejaculate. maybe just by standing next to a hot chik, can make some of these humiliation phone sex lovers cream their boxers. the sweet ones always make me feel like its the first time, when the sph phone sex sweety, just gets a peak at my tits, or the smallest flick of my finger makes their little peckers squirt.

i dunno, maybe its just me, i think some real devoted phone sex slaves should have that “delayed ejaculation” problem. to always be hard, completely erect when just being in the same room as me, and to totally go flaccid, completely limp when they step away from a 30 ft radius of me.

something for you Goddess phone sex lovers out there should really think about, right?

RIGHT?!?

yup, that’s right.

xoxoxo, Lucy
1-888-662-6482
AIM: LucysDelights